We measured 307 British slang words from Google's top lists in British and American books. Here are the ones Brits really use, and the ones to skip.
British slang is the informal English people use in the UK: bloke for a man, knackered for very tired, skint for broke. The lists that rank on Google pile hundreds of these together without saying which ones a British person would actually say today.
So we took every word from the five top-ranking lists, 307 in all, and checked how often each appears in British books compared with American books. Some are more than ten times as common in British English. And several "very British" phrases peaked before the Second World War.
The short answer
If you only learn ten, make them these: bloke (a man), quid (a pound), cuppa (a cup of tea), knackered (very tired), skint (broke), chuffed (pleased), daft (silly), dodgy (suspicious), cheeky (a little rude, in a fun way) and innit (isn't it). All ten are on at least two of the top lists and appear 3 to 8 times more often in British books than in American ones.
Skip pip pip, what ho, top hole and by jove. They peaked in British books between the 1900s and the 1930s and are now printed at a quarter to a third of that level.
How we measured 307 British slang words
We collected every entry from the five lists Google ranks highest in the US for "british slang": Oxford International English Schools, Tandem, Berlitz, EC English and Contiki, read on 2026-11-03. After merging repeats, that made 307 different words and phrases. The lists agree on very little: only three words are on all five (bloke, quid and gutted), and 228 of the 307 (74%) appear on just one list.
We then counted each one in the Google Books Ngram Viewer, which covers millions of books (Michel et al., 2011), comparing British and American English for 2010 to 2019. "5x" means five times as many uses per million words in British books.
Two limits. First, 132 entries (43%) are spelled exactly like an everyday word or a name, such as well, dead, fit, tea, mate or git, so books can't separate the slang sense and we gave those no number. Second, books are not speech, and Google's British books include some American ones, so the real gap is probably bigger.
For the 164 words we could measure on both sides, the typical one is 3.9 times more common in British books, and 108 are at least 3 times more British. But 19 are used about as much in American books. It is the method we used for our study of fancy words.
How much more often each word appears in British books than in American books, 2010 to 2019. 1 means equal use. Data: Google Books Ngram. Chart by Mindomax.
British slang for people
Bloke is the one to learn first: at 4.2 uses per million words it is the most printed people word we could measure. Mate is everywhere too, but it is also an ordinary word, so books can't measure it.
Slang
What it means
Example
UK vs US books
bruv
brother; a friendly way to address a man
Cheers, bruv, I owe you one.
8.6x
numpty
a silly person (mild)
I locked myself out again. What a numpty.
5.8x
bloke
a man, usually an ordinary one
He's a nice bloke.
5.3x
plonker
a fool
Don't be a plonker.
4.8x
chav
an insulting word for a young person seen as loud and low-class
Many people find the word snobbish.
4.5x
posh
upper-class, or expensive and smart
That place is far too posh for jeans.
3.0x
geezer
a man, often a bit of a character
Some geezer gave us directions.
2.3x
prat
someone who acts stupidly
I felt a right prat.
2.0x
Money slang
Pounds are quid, and quid takes no s: ten quid, never ten quids. We left out "quid pro quo", which American books use more.
Slang
What it means
Example
UK vs US books
skint
having no money
I'm skint until payday.
4.0x
fiver
five pounds
Can you lend me a fiver?
3.9x
tenner
ten pounds
The tickets were a tenner each.
3.7x
quid
a pound
It only cost three quid.
3.6x
Food and drink
Cuppa is 4 times more common in British books and printed more than 70 times as often as in the 1930s.
Slang
What it means
Example
UK vs US books
butty
a sandwich (in Wales also a mate)
A bacon butty, please.
6.9x
bevvy
an alcoholic drink
Fancy a few bevvies?
6.3x
elevenses
a late-morning snack and drink
Time for elevenses.
5.1x
scran
food (Liverpool and the North)
Is there any scran?
4.7x
cuppa
a cup of tea
I'll make you a cuppa.
4.0x
How you feel
Gutted is on all five lists but is also an ordinary word (a gutted building), so we measured "absolutely gutted": it is 8.3 times more common in British books. "Chuffed to bits" is 9.8 times more British.
Slang
What it means
Example
UK vs US books
lairy
loud and rowdy, often after drinking
A few lads got lairy.
6.8x
knackered
very tired (or broken)
I'm knackered after that shift.
6.6x
brassed off
annoyed and fed up
She's brassed off with the trains.
4.5x
shirty
annoyed, in a rude way
No need to get shirty.
4.4x
cheesed off
annoyed and disappointed
He was cheesed off about the match.
4.0x
chuffed
pleased
I'm chuffed to bits.
3.2x
gobsmacked
so surprised you can't speak
I was gobsmacked when she said yes.
2.8x
gutted
very disappointed
He was absolutely gutted.
shared word
Describing things
Minging tops this group at 13.4 times.
Slang
What it means
Example
UK vs US books
minging
disgusting; smelly or ugly
Those trainers are minging.
13.4x
doolally
a bit crazy
I'll go doolally if I wait any longer.
7.3x
barmy
silly, a bit mad
That's a barmy idea.
5.5x
gormless
stupid and slow to understand
Don't just stand there looking gormless.
5.1x
dodgy
suspicious, risky or poor quality
That kebab looked dodgy.
4.7x
daft
silly
Don't be daft.
3.7x
rubbish
bad, worthless (also the word for trash)
The film was rubbish.
3.4x
cheeky
a little rude or bold, in a fun way
Fancy a cheeky drink?
3.1x
naff
uncool, tacky
The decorations were a bit naff.
2.8x
wonky
not straight; unsteady
That picture is wonky.
2.5x
bonkers
crazy
The traffic is bonkers.
2.2x
Doing things
Bagsy, a children's word for claiming something first, is 12.3 times more common in British books.
Slang
What it means
Example
UK vs US books
bagsy
to claim something first
Bagsy the front seat!
12.3x
budge up
move along to make room
Budge up, there's room for one more.
8.4x
snog
to kiss passionately
They were snogging at the bus stop.
8.2x
chunter
to grumble under your breath
He chuntered all day.
7.1x
faff
to waste time on small things
Stop faffing about.
5.7x
gawp
to stare in a stupid or rude way
Everyone gawped at his car.
5.7x
chinwag
a long, friendly chat
We had a good chinwag.
4.5x
leg it
to run away fast
When the alarm went off, we legged it.
3.9x
skive
to skip work or school
He skived off school.
3.4x
blag
to get something by clever, slightly dishonest talk
She blagged her way in.
3.0x
wangle
to get something by clever persuasion
I wangled two free tickets.
2.7x
Everyday phrases and exclamations
Innit, a tag like "isn't it" at the end of a sentence, was almost absent from print before the 1970s and is now 7.6 times more common in British books. Cambridge Dictionary marks blimey and crikey as old-fashioned, yet British books print both more than ever.
Slang
What it means
Example
UK vs US books
under the cosh
under heavy pressure
The team was under the cosh.
15.4x
can't be arsed
can't be bothered
I can't be arsed to cook.
9.4x
innit
isn't it
It's cold today, innit?
7.6x
taking the mickey
teasing someone
Are you taking the mickey?
7.4x
keep your hair on
calm down
Keep your hair on, it was a joke.
6.2x
yonks
a very long time
I haven't seen him for yonks.
5.9x
blimey
wow (surprise)
Blimey, look at that!
5.7x
chalk and cheese
completely different
We're like chalk and cheese.
4.9x
bits and bobs
small things of different kinds
I need a few bits and bobs.
4.7x
lost the plot
lost control, gone a bit crazy
He lost the plot when the Wi-Fi died.
4.4x
donkey's years
a very long time
We've been friends for donkey's years.
4.3x
crikey
wow (surprise)
Crikey, look at that queue!
4.1x
Bob's your uncle
and there you go, it's that simple
Add water, stir, and Bob's your uncle.
2.9x
kerfuffle
a fuss, a commotion
What a kerfuffle over parking.
2.3x
cheers
thanks (also "bye" and a toast)
Cheers for the lift!
shared word
Rude words and drinking slang
Bloody is printed 31 times per million words in British books, more than any other word we could measure. It is mild, but several words below are labelled offensive by Cambridge Dictionary. Watch pissed (UK drunk, US angry) and pants (UK underwear, US trousers), and note that in the UK fag can mean a cigarette, while in the US it is an offensive slur.
Slang
What it means
Example
UK vs US books
taking the piss
mocking someone; being unfair (offensive)
They want it for free? They're taking the piss.
6.4x
bladdered
very drunk
He was bladdered by ten.
6.1x
on the lash
out drinking a lot
They were on the lash all weekend.
5.7x
bollocks
nonsense (offensive)
That's a load of bollocks.
5.0x
bugger all
nothing at all (offensive)
We did bugger all on Sunday.
4.9x
wanker
a very offensive insult
Best not used at all.
3.8x
shagged
exhausted (rude; also "had sex")
I'm shagged after that hike.
3.8x
bloody
a mild swear word for emphasis
It's bloody freezing.
1.9x
pissed
UK: drunk. US: angry
He got pissed at the wedding.
shared word
Cockney rhyming slang and regional words
Rhyming slang swaps a word for a phrase that rhymes with it, then often drops the rhyme: "have a butcher's" means have a look (butcher's hook). Most of it is rare in print: dog and bone appears about 6 times per billion words of British books.
Slang
What it means
Example
UK vs US books
butcher's (hook)
a look
Let's have a butcher's.
4.5x
porkies (pork pies)
lies
Stop telling porkies.
3.1x
dog and bone
phone
Get on the dog and bone.
3.1x
plates (of meat)
feet
My plates are killing me.
2.3x
trouble and strife
wife
I'd better ask the trouble and strife.
2.2x
apples and pears
stairs
Up the apples and pears.
shared word
From Berlitz's regional tables and Oxford International's list:
Slang
Where
What it means
UK vs US books
cwtch
Wales
a loving cuddle
14.5x
nae bother
Scotland
no problem
8.1x
dreich
Scotland
wet, grey, gloomy weather
6.6x
howay
North East (Newcastle)
come on, hurry up
5.2x
eejit
Ireland and Scotland
an idiot
4.5x
bairn
Scotland and the North
a child
3.6x
our kid
Liverpool and Manchester
a younger sibling or close friend
1.4x
wee
Scotland
small
shared word
tidy
Wales
good, nice
shared word
Old "posh" slang to skip
Several entries sound like an old film, and British books show why: these phrases peaked a century ago, long before knackered, gobsmacked and innit took off.
Each line is scaled to its own peak decade. Data: Google Books Ngram, British English, 1900 to 2019. Chart by Mindomax.
Phrase
What it meant
Peak in British books
Printed in the 2010s
by jove
goodness!
1900s
25% of peak (Cambridge: old-fashioned)
top hole
excellent
1910s
23% of peak
pip pip
goodbye
1930s
28% of peak
what ho
hello there
1900s
31% of peak
tally ho
a hunter's cry on seeing a fox
1930s
38% of peak
bally
a polite "bloody"
1900s
40% of peak (old-fashioned)
old bean
a friendly way to address a man
1920s
52% of peak (old-fashioned)
blighter
an annoying person
1930s
53% of peak (old-fashioned)
bounder
a man who behaves badly
1900s
53% of peak (old-fashioned)
good show
well done
1940s
66% of peak (old-fashioned)
Cheerio, jolly good and righto sit in between: Cambridge marks cheerio and righto as old-fashioned, but all three are still printed at 86% to 96% of their 1930s peak.
Slang on these lists that isn't very British
These are used almost as much in American books. Fine to use, but they won't make you sound British.
Slang
What it means
UK vs US books
malarkey
nonsense
1.3x
easy peasy
very easy
1.3x
nosh
food
1.3x
sloshed
drunk
1.2x
miffed
annoyed
1.1x
snazzy
stylish
1.1x
zonked
exhausted
1.1x
not my cup of tea
not something I like
1.1x
How to remember British slang
Watching British TV helps, but slowly. In 88 British and American TV programs, Webb and Rodgers (2009) found that the 3,000 most common word families, plus names, cover about 95% of the words, while rarer words come up only a few times. Slang is rare: even knackered appears about once per two million words of British books.
Webb (2007) found that about ten encounters with a new word in context can produce sizeable gains, and full knowledge may take more. So don't wait to meet each word ten times. Pick the 20 or 30 you actually hear, and put each on a flashcard with an example sentence.
Learn to understand first and use later: many of these words signal region, class or rudeness in ways a definition can't show.
Tools that help you learn British slang
Dictionaries and podcasts show you the words; flashcard apps make you recall them. Prices are from the US App Store and Google Play, checked on 2026-11-03.
If you want your new slang on flashcards with the reviews spaced for you, you can try Mindomax for free.
Frequently Asked Questions
What slang do British people say most?
Of the words we could measure, the ones printed most often in British books are bloody, rubbish, bloke, posh, daft, quid, telly, cheeky and dodgy. Mate and cheers are very common too, but they are also ordinary words, so books can't count the slang sense.
What are some very British phrases?
Bits and bobs (small things), taking the mickey (teasing), can't be arsed (can't be bothered), keep your hair on (calm down), chalk and cheese (completely different) and Bob's your uncle (that's it). Each is 3 to 9 times more common in British books than in American ones.
What does "pip pip" mean?
It is an old way of saying goodbye. It peaked in British books in the 1930s and is now printed at about 28% of that level. Cambridge Dictionary does not list it at all.
What is the most British slang word?
Among common words, bloke: 4.2 uses per million words in British books and 5.3 times more than in American books. Minging (13.4 times), bagsy (12.3) and can't be arsed (9.4) are even more British, but much rarer.
Is "bloody" a swear word?
A mild one. Cambridge Dictionary labels it "mainly UK, very informal" and says it emphasizes what you say "in a slightly rude way". Fine with friends, best avoided in a job interview.
How many British slang words do you need to know?
Fewer than the lists suggest. Learn the 20 or 30 you actually hear: about ten encounters with a word can give solid gains (Webb, 2007), and self-testing gets you there faster.